Today, I was mistaken for my friend, who is also Asian. We look nothing alike.
MLIAsian.
[Thanks, Natsuko!]
Today, my friend observed that our classmate looked like a Cintiquil because his
hair is similar to the fire on a Cintiquil’s back. I contradicted by saying
that his face looked more like that of a Magmar. We proceeded to argue for a
good ten minutes over which Pokemon our classmate looked like. What’s worse,
this is not the first time we have had heated debates over Pokemon.
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[Thanks, Sharlina!]
Today, when a substitute took roll and got to my name, I interrupted him before
he could even try to say it to avoid the awkward moment.
[Thanks, Li-xue]
Today, I stole free seaweed samples.
[Thanks, Viola!]
Today, I had a dream about soy sauce flavored popsicles….
MLIAsian.
[Thanks, Jasmine! Hmm, It could catch on...]
I go to Rutgers University.I live on Busch campus. I’m in the pharmacy school.
MLIAsian.
[Thanks, Jesse]
Today, I found out I was named after my dads car…
MLIAsian.
[Thanks, Toyota!]
Today I studied chem for seven hours. I took the test and got 100. I got
sexually excited by my success.MLIAsian
[Thanks, Jesse...for the mental image...]
Me and my dad were biking one day and a dog started chasing us. My dad yelled to
the dog, “Go away, or I’ll eat you!”MLIAsian.
[Thanks, Shaina]
Today in class, a white guy said that I was going to ace the Spanish finals
because I was ‘Asian’. I told him that I wasn’t full Asian. He
responded by saying, “Oh I forgot. You’re Mexican and Chinese right?”;
I’m Vietnamese and French.MLIAsian
[Thanks, Kassandra!]
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