Bad Dog! Bad, Possibly Tasty Dog!

Me and my dad were biking one day and a dog started chasing us. My dad yelled to
the dog, “Go away, or I’ll eat you!”

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Shaina]

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He Was A Few Countries and Continents Off

Today in class, a white guy said that I was going to ace the Spanish finals
because I was ‘Asian’. I told him that I wasn’t full Asian. He
responded by saying, “Oh I forgot. You’re Mexican and Chinese right?”;
I’m Vietnamese and French.

MLIAsian

[Thanks, Kassandra!]

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Burritos are Sort of Shaped the Same

Today my my family and I went to eat at a Mexican restaurant. When the waiter
asked us what we would like to order, my mom asked if there were any eggrolls.
MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Kevin!]

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It’s Kind of like how Jack Bauer has only Two Volumes: Whisper or Yell. Mom has One.

Today, I had a friend over from school. When my mom asked me what we would like
to eat in Cantonese, my friend leaned over and whispered, “Why is your mom
yelling at you?”

MLIAsian

[Thanks, Indiga!]

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OMG, 러브스토리 인 하버드 is SO Addictive!

My friends think I have disappeared, the truth is, I’ve been in my house for the
last 2 days watching Korean Dramas.

MLIAsian

[Thanks, M!]

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Unfortunately, Chances of Getting Voted ‘Most Beautiful Eyes’ Again Are Slim

Today, I was sent back to retake my school picture because, apparently, I had
blinked during my picture. I hadn’t.

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[Thanks for another one, Indiga!]

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Victoria’s Secret Should Start A Viral Marketing Plan Like This

I’m sick. My mom said it’s coz I didn’t wear red underwear coz it’s the year of the tiger.

[Thanks, Leena and Bridget!]

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Dad Always Says Whatever Hurts Makes You Stronger, Especially if it’s Free TP

My dad stole toilet paper from a hotel in China and brought it home for us to
use. The toilet paper itself is very rough and nonporous, and it isn’t divided
into little squares so you can’t tear it; in a nutshell it is the worst made
toilet paper I’ve ever come across. but, we still use it because it was free.
On so many levels –

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Joel!]

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Let Him Shoyu how it’s Done

I just washed down my dinner of a block of tofu, tsukemono and shoyu with some
wasabi-flavored rice chips.

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, CodyK!]

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She Also Tries to Barter at the 99 Cent Store

Today, my mom, my friend, and I went shopping at Ross and found a dress on the
clearance rack for $4.99. She then found a hole in the dress that wasn’t visible
at all when held up or worn. She bargained with the manager for 5 minutes and
got the price down to $2.00.
MLIAsian.

[Thanks Rebecca!]

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