I have been eating Chinese New Years dinner leftovers for the past week.

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The Chinese in me screamed when the Saints won the super bowl. so much Gatorade wasted.

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[Thanks, Joel!]

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Today, during class, I hunched over my desk looking at the handout sheet my teacher gave. 30 seconds in, she yelled “____ Wake up!” in the end I wasn’t asleep, my eyes are just small.

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Sleeper!]

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One day, my stylishly “destroyed” jeans went missing. The next day they reappeared. To my horror, they were patched up. My grandma had found them and fixed them up. She also gave me $20 in a lucky envelope and told me to buy better clothes.

MLIAsian.

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My mom wanted me to help her grab a billion napkins. I got caught…so freaking awkward :(.

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[Thanks, Vicky!]

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My friend borrowed my Japanese-imported 0.5 mechanical pencil and asked me why
the eraser was so small. My other friend interrupted and said, “Cause
Asians don’t make mistakes!”

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[Thanks, Vivan!]

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Today, after I had just finished working out, I asked my dad if I looked any more fit than before. He told me my abs looked like tofu squares. MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Dan!]

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Today, I got an 89 on my Biology quiz. I cried and hung up the test in my room to motivate me to study harder.

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[Thanks for another one, Natsuko!]

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Today, I played piano for 6 hours…MLIA.

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Today in science I was really bored so I put my head on my arm. A few minutes later my teacher snaps at me saying, “Tony, open your eyes and wake up!” …my eyes were open. …this has happened before.

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[Thanks, Tony!]

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