My Life is Asian™

A few days ago, my friend and I thought it would be hilarious to play Yu-Gi-Oh
at lunch, boldly announcing our every move like they do in the old cartoon. In
chemistry, before the bell rang, I tripped and all of my cards fell out of the
hole in my backpack. Trying to cover up, I picked one up, struck a pose, and
said “It’s time… to du-du-du-du dududududuDUEL!” The one Asian in my
class laughed, and everyone else thought I looked stupid.
MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Dan! I did this ones, too. Some people just don't have a sense of humor.]