My friend’s mom always tells him to stop playing TV games. She means video games. MLIAsian.
I went to an Indian friend’s graduation party in which there was only one white
guest. Halfway into the party, we gravitated to her piano as if by Asian
gravity. We took turns playing the piano for everybody else. Before that, we
played KPop videos on YouTube and gushed over all the boys.MLIAsian, indeed.
[Thanks, Mel!]
Today, I made an emergency run to the local Asian market to buy sweet Thai chili sauce for my fried wonton.
MLIAsian.
Last winter one of my asian friends hit me with a 7 foot bamboo pole. The fact
that there were multiple 7 ft bamboo poles in the garage is enough to make me
say
MLIAsian
[Thanks, Nicki!]
My mom and i went to a store and were fawning over their small hello kitty
section.
MLIAsian.
[Thanks, Nicki!]
Today I had a mental breakdown. Why? I got 90% on a quiz. MLIAsian
[Thanks, Sally!]
Today I checked the account I have just for ‘wants.’ I have plenty of money to
buy that Hello Kitty rice cooker! Only problem is, I’m too cheap to. I think
I’ll just take my sister’s Hello Kitty sticker that she got from the doctor and
put it on my rice cooker. Oh yeah. MLIAsian!
[Thanks, Sally!]
I am white and I live in residence on hall with all asians. The other day while
eating rice in the common room, one of my asian friend wactched me in awe and
told me that I hold my chopsticks better than she does. Next thing I know, I
have the majority of my hall standing in the door of the common room staring at
me in absolute amazement.
Apparently I have the best chopstick technique out of everyone on my floor.
MLIAsian.
[Thanks, Anna!]
My family and I were eating steaks the other day. Halfway through my meal, I get
very confused and ask “Where’s the kimchi?”MLIAsian..
[Thanks, Andy!]
One sunday morning i didn’t wanna get out of bed, much to comfy.
then i smelled fried rice and heard the tea kettle go off.
Safe to say that i was in the kitchen in 5 minutes
MLIAsian
[Thanks, Nicki!]
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