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Today, when a substitute took roll and got to my name, I interrupted him before
he could even try to say it to avoid the awkward moment.

[Thanks, Li-xue]

I go to Rutgers University.I live on Busch campus. I’m in the pharmacy school.

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Jesse]

Today I studied chem for seven hours. I took the test and got 100. I got
sexually excited by my success.

MLIAsian

[Thanks, Jesse...for the mental image...]

Today in class, a white guy said that I was going to ace the Spanish finals
because I was ‘Asian’. I told him that I wasn’t full Asian. He
responded by saying, “Oh I forgot. You’re Mexican and Chinese right?”;
I’m Vietnamese and French.

MLIAsian

[Thanks, Kassandra!]

Today, during class, I hunched over my desk looking at the handout sheet my teacher gave. 30 seconds in, she yelled “____ Wake up!” in the end I wasn’t asleep, my eyes are just small.

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Sleeper!]

Today, I got an 89 on my Biology quiz. I cried and hung up the test in my room to motivate me to study harder.

MLIAsian.

[Thanks for another one, Natsuko!]

Today, I was telling my mom how my friends are mean sometimes, she replied with “you don’t need friends, just get good grades and I’ll be happy.”

MLIAsian

[Thanks, Michelle! Maybe you can find some friendly study buddies and make everyone happy.]

Today I got an 88 on my AP English Lit essay. My mom yelled at me for half an hour about “slacking off.”

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Shinobi!]

Today I asked my dad to buy wood for a science project I am working on. He said ok and left. He comes back 4hours later with nothing and he says they don’t sell wood at Ralphs.

MLIAsian

[Thanks, Nit!]

Today I came home with a 89% in math class. My dad looked at it, yelled at me about how I was dishonoring him and our famiry … I had the highest average in my class and had missed a month of school due to mono.

MLIAsian

[Thanks, Daniel! We hope you survived the wrath of Asian father in one piece.]

 

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