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Today, my dad asked me, “Do you need to go pee pee or poo poo?”; but
in Vietnamese. Now this wouldn’t be so bad if he didn’t say the entire sentence
in Vietnamese, except “pee pee or poo poo”;. It’s even worse because
he’s always getting on my nuts for not speaking Vietnamese to me him. What’s
even worse than that is that I’m 14 and he said this loudly in the middle of
Walmart.

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Chris!]

Today, I found out I was named after my dads car…

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Toyota!]

Me and my dad were biking one day and a dog started chasing us. My dad yelled to
the dog, “Go away, or I’ll eat you!”

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Shaina]

Today my my family and I went to eat at a Mexican restaurant. When the waiter
asked us what we would like to order, my mom asked if there were any eggrolls.
MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Kevin!]

Today, I had a friend over from school. When my mom asked me what we would like
to eat in Cantonese, my friend leaned over and whispered, “Why is your mom
yelling at you?”

MLIAsian

[Thanks, Indiga!]

I’m sick. My mom said it’s coz I didn’t wear red underwear coz it’s the year of the tiger.

[Thanks, Leena and Bridget!]

My dad stole toilet paper from a hotel in China and brought it home for us to
use. The toilet paper itself is very rough and nonporous, and it isn’t divided
into little squares so you can’t tear it; in a nutshell it is the worst made
toilet paper I’ve ever come across. but, we still use it because it was free.
On so many levels –

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Joel!]

Today, my mom, my friend, and I went shopping at Ross and found a dress on the
clearance rack for $4.99. She then found a hole in the dress that wasn’t visible
at all when held up or worn. She bargained with the manager for 5 minutes and
got the price down to $2.00.
MLIAsian.

[Thanks Rebecca!]

One day, my stylishly “destroyed” jeans went missing. The next day they reappeared. To my horror, they were patched up. My grandma had found them and fixed them up. She also gave me $20 in a lucky envelope and told me to buy better clothes.

MLIAsian.

My mom wanted me to help her grab a billion napkins. I got caught…so freaking awkward :(.

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Vicky!]

 

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