Minion

ashley wrote:

Today my friends and I were watching Despicable Me when one of those minions
came on and then my friend shouted " hey look thats you!"… she then
went on explaining because im short, asian, i wear glasses and i follow
orders…the rest of my friends agreed. MLIAsian

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Turning Japanese

Rachel wrote:

After spending a lot of time visiting my fiance in Japan, I now ride bikes in
heels and skirts, feel gross if I don’t clean out my ears after a bath, and have
stomach pains when I eat American food. MLIAsian

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When I Grow Up

Li Wei wrote:

I go to a biomedical school where people go to to become doctors. One day when
hanging out with my friends in that school. We all told each other what we
wanted to be when we grew up. they all answered pediatrician, neurosurgeon,
pharmacist, etc. When they got to me, I responded a music teacher. MLIAsian.

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New Dress New Year

Li Wei wrote:

For Chinese New Year, me and my Chinese friends wanted to wear a Chinese dress,
but I didn’t have one nor did I have enough time to get one made for me. So I
had to buy a ready made one. I’m 5 foot 6. None of them came in my size.
MLIAsian.

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Saturday Night

Jessica wrote:

Last night, I went to a Korean karaoke joint (Norae Bang). I ran into four other Asian friends there, randomly. MLIAsian.

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Who Blinked (again)?

micksster wrote:

i have a camera that detects when people are blinking. Everytime i take a
picture of myself it says "Did somebody blink?!" my camera is f–ing
rascist. GO ASIANS!

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Language of the Future

jo wrote:

I take Chinese
I AM AN ASIAN!

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Point Five

Ariel wrote:

today, I realized my GPA is a 3.5…Not good enough. I’m only half Asian, oh how
I wish I was full. MY LIFE IS HALF ASIAN.

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Proper Name

Jonathan wrote:

I pronounce Wang like "wong" and Zhang like "Jong." MLIA.

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Pass Go, Collect $200

Jayrue wrote:

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my friends. I bought Oriental Avenue. They
laughed. MLIAsian.

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