ang wrote:

One night, I ate some sticky rice that my mom made for me. But that night, my
sticky rice had pinto beans in it. So I asked my mom why she there were pinto
beans in the sticky rice and where she got them from since we never eat
it…then she showed me the craft my little brother made in VBS the day before.
She had ripped apart a shaker instrument my brother made (the one with the paper
plate folded in half, filled with beans, and embellished with ribbons and
marker). Yeah. I consumed beans from a VBS craft that was probably touched by
100 germy little hands. mylifeisasian=weeateverything

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Frank wrote:

My jeans shrunk a size in the wash, and I’d rather lose ten pounds than buy a
new pair.

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Ivan wrote:

My parents didn’t feel like paying $40 for me to get a book, so they made me
borrow it from a friend, then made me use my camera to take a picture of every
page.
MLIAsian

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May wrote:

I was walking to subway to buy a sandwich because its 5 mins from my school, i
get there and i realized i forgot my coupon. So i run back, got my coupons and
went back to subway to buy my sandwich.
MLIAsian

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Rebecca wrote:

This summer, my aunt, my cousin, and I went to the supermarket to get groceries.
We’re all chinese. My cousin wanted the Hershey’s chocolate syrup, and my aunt
let him get it since the sign said that it was on sale. When we got to cashier,
the lady told us that it was on sale, but the sale isn’t going on anymore. We
had gotten the syrup right before when they took the sale sign down. So,
because of this, we stood for 30min-1hour while my aunt argued over 20 CENTS!!
DX
~MyLifeIsAsian~

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Jessica wrote:

When my extended family goes out to dinner, we have to keep an eye on my grandma. She goes beyond stealing napkins — she’ll try to take the salt and pepper shakers, and even that little container with chili hot sauce at Chinese restaurants. She plans ahead and often brings a small plastic bag to stash them in. MLIAsian.

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Lacy wrote:

My mom steals grapes from the stands to make sure she is buying sweet
grapes.MLIAsian

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I didn’t feel like wearing my Knives Chau costume for Halloween, so i just wore my hair down,make up, contacts, and some really bright-ish clothing with converse.

Some guy asked me who I was

I said I was an extra from Tokyo Drift

MLIAsian

[Thanks, Nicki!]

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Asian Luck!
the first official day of school, i don’t feel like eating lunch but i wanted a
drink so i went to the vending machine and put in two dollars for apple juice
(no the price of apple juice) and I saw that there was a drink already in the
machines compartment- the arm part (those vending machines with the arm that
gets the drink and brings it to the drop off) so i quickly pressed the change
back button thinking that it was a prank because that what people in my school
do and i ended up having free juice, i shrieked with happiness and all the
freshmen and sophomores looked at me like i was insane! FREE JUICE MAN and
everyone was like ‘what is she doing’ and my friend said to them She’s just
being Asian!!!

MLIAsian

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MY mother, sister and I were getting ready to go shopping, so when my mother
decided to get in the shower I popped on the computer to find some coupons. I
thought my mom would be happy cause all Asians are cheap. My came out of the
shower and I was still on the computer, she yelled at me in Chinese to get of
the computer angrily and I yelled back angrily “I’m looking for
COUPONS!!!!”!!! She looked at me and said “ok” and walked away.

MLIAsian

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