Today, my dad asked me, “Do you need to go pee pee or poo poo?”; but
in Vietnamese. Now this wouldn’t be so bad if he didn’t say the entire sentence
in Vietnamese, except “pee pee or poo poo”;. It’s even worse because
he’s always getting on my nuts for not speaking Vietnamese to me him. What’s
even worse than that is that I’m 14 and he said this loudly in the middle of
Walmart.MLIAsian.
[Thanks, Chris!]
Today, I was mistaken for my friend, who is also Asian. We look nothing alike.
MLIAsian.
[Thanks, Natsuko!]
Today, my friend observed that our classmate looked like a Cintiquil because his
hair is similar to the fire on a Cintiquil’s back. I contradicted by saying
that his face looked more like that of a Magmar. We proceeded to argue for a
good ten minutes over which Pokemon our classmate looked like. What’s worse,
this is not the first time we have had heated debates over Pokemon.
MLIAsian
[Thanks, Sharlina!]
Today, when a substitute took roll and got to my name, I interrupted him before
he could even try to say it to avoid the awkward moment.
[Thanks, Li-xue]
Today, I stole free seaweed samples.
[Thanks, Viola!]
Today, I had a dream about soy sauce flavored popsicles….
MLIAsian.
[Thanks, Jasmine! Hmm, It could catch on...]
I go to Rutgers University.I live on Busch campus. I’m in the pharmacy school.
MLIAsian.
[Thanks, Jesse]
Today I studied chem for seven hours. I took the test and got 100. I got
sexually excited by my success.MLIAsian
[Thanks, Jesse...for the mental image...]
Me and my dad were biking one day and a dog started chasing us. My dad yelled to
the dog, “Go away, or I’ll eat you!”MLIAsian.
[Thanks, Shaina]
Today in class, a white guy said that I was going to ace the Spanish finals
because I was ‘Asian’. I told him that I wasn’t full Asian. He
responded by saying, “Oh I forgot. You’re Mexican and Chinese right?”;
I’m Vietnamese and French.MLIAsian
[Thanks, Kassandra!]
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