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Today, when a substitute took roll and got to my name, I interrupted him before
he could even try to say it to avoid the awkward moment.

[Thanks, Li-xue]

Today in class, a white guy said that I was going to ace the Spanish finals
because I was ‘Asian’. I told him that I wasn’t full Asian. He
responded by saying, “Oh I forgot. You’re Mexican and Chinese right?”;
I’m Vietnamese and French.

MLIAsian

[Thanks, Kassandra!]

Today, I had a friend over from school. When my mom asked me what we would like
to eat in Cantonese, my friend leaned over and whispered, “Why is your mom
yelling at you?”

MLIAsian

[Thanks, Indiga!]

Today, I was sent back to retake my school picture because, apparently, I had
blinked during my picture. I hadn’t.

MLIAsian

[Thanks for another one, Indiga!]

Today, during class, I hunched over my desk looking at the handout sheet my teacher gave. 30 seconds in, she yelled “____ Wake up!” in the end I wasn’t asleep, my eyes are just small.

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Sleeper!]

My friend borrowed my Japanese-imported 0.5 mechanical pencil and asked me why
the eraser was so small. My other friend interrupted and said, “Cause
Asians don’t make mistakes!”

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Vivan!]

Today in science I was really bored so I put my head on my arm. A few minutes later my teacher snaps at me saying, “Tony, open your eyes and wake up!” …my eyes were open. …this has happened before.

MLIAsian

[Thanks, Tony!]

One of my white friends asked me, “do you speak Asian?”….

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Jason!]

I was asked if I worshipped dragons because I’m Chinese.

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, AnRong!]

One afternoon, I was flying to Southern California for a job interview. I ordered coffee from the stewardess. Later on, I started a conversation with the person sitting next to me. He was surprised when I told him how old I am — 22. “I thought you were 15, or maybe 18 after you ordered coffee,” he told me.

Sigh, this isn’t the first time something like this has happened.

MLIAsian.

 

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