Back in high school, I’d avoid taking summer school classes at the public high school because most of the classes were remedial. Instead, I took classes at the local community college. As it turned out, about a quarter of my college classmates were fellow Asian students from my high school.

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Today, I made an emergency run to the local Asian market to buy sweet Thai chili sauce for my fried wonton.

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Today, I was going through the pages in MLiAsian. And then I realized, I was
laughing at these, but my white friend doesn’t get some of them.
Asian connection for the win.

P.S. I feel the obligation to explain every single one.

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[Thanks, Pudderz! Did anyone else think of the Bruce Lee movie when you read "Asian connection"?]

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I go to a [mostly] white school and at the cafeteria they serve Asian stir fry.
I went in line and get it and when I go to the place where they serve the sauce
I ask for soy sauce and they drowned my rice with it. It tasted horrible and the
person in front of me got less sauce than me and they didn’t ask for less sauce.
You know why? It’s because I’m Asian, and I think they were trying to impress me
too. -__-

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[Thanks, RT!]

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I put soy sauce on my eggs sometimes. It’s delicious.

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In my fashion design class I was showing my sketches, and a fellow classmate
asked, “How do you draw so small?” Before I could answer her, my
teacher quipped, “It’s because she’s Asian.”

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[Thanks, Christina!]

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While taking pictures for a clubbing event, a tall security guard pulled me off
stage and asked me “aren’t you a little too young to be in here? what are
you? 15?” and I simply replied. “No. I’m Asian.”

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[Thanks, Li!]

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Today my friend screamed at me for calling myself Asian… I’m from Russia.

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[Thanks, Amy!]

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My parents and I converse in a weird mix of English and Japanese. None of my relatives or my friends can understand the whole conversation.

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[Thanks, Natsuko!]

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Today, I was telling my mom how my friends are mean sometimes, she replied with “you don’t need friends, just get good grades and I’ll be happy.”

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[Thanks, Michelle! Maybe you can find some friendly study buddies and make everyone happy.]

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