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It’s Like the Swiss Army Knife of the Culinary World!

Nicki — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 20:44:15 +0000

I have not used a stove at all this semester whenever I cook

I cook everything in a rice cooker

To name a few dishes:

Spaghetti, Soup, Fried Rice, Cake, Vegetables, Ramen Noodles, Tea, Stir Fry, Grilled Cheese, Oatmeal, Porridge, Spaghetti sauce, Fried hot dogs, boiled hot dogs, and toast

MLIAsian

[Thanks, Nicki!]

I Bet You’re Really Good at Pictionary too

Nicki — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 20:40:19 +0000

My highest grade this semester

is my A in Chinese

I’m not Chinese

MLIAsian

[Thanks, Nicki!]

Auditions

admin — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 19:33:02 +0000

Me and alot of my friends take orchestra, my parents told me i can’t hang out
with them until first violin auditions were over. MLIAsian

[Thanks, Brian!]

Summer School

admin — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 22:31:14 +0000

Back in high school, I’d avoid taking summer school classes at the public high school because most of the classes were remedial. Instead, I took classes at the local community college. As it turned out, about a quarter of my college classmates were fellow Asian students from my high school.

MLIAsian.

Sweet It Is

admin — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 21:21:28 +0000

Today, I made an emergency run to the local Asian market to buy sweet Thai chili sauce for my fried wonton.

MLIAsian.

Inside Jokes

admin — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 21:05:41 +0000

Today, I was going through the pages in MLiAsian. And then I realized, I was
laughing at these, but my white friend doesn’t get some of them.
Asian connection for the win.

P.S. I feel the obligation to explain every single one.

MLiAsian.

[Thanks, Pudderz! Did anyone else think of the Bruce Lee movie when you read "Asian connection"?]

Cafeteria Stir Fry

admin — Wed, 12 May 2010 17:02:04 +0000

I go to a [mostly] white school and at the cafeteria they serve Asian stir fry.
I went in line and get it and when I go to the place where they serve the sauce
I ask for soy sauce and they drowned my rice with it. It tasted horrible and the
person in front of me got less sauce than me and they didn’t ask for less sauce.
You know why? It’s because I’m Asian, and I think they were trying to impress me
too. -__-

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, RT!]

Breakfast of (Ping Pong) Champions

admin — Tue, 04 May 2010 01:17:09 +0000

I put soy sauce on my eggs sometimes. It’s delicious.

MLIAsian.

Le Petit Asian

admin — Sun, 02 May 2010 16:21:08 +0000

In my fashion design class I was showing my sketches, and a fellow classmate
asked, “How do you draw so small?” Before I could answer her, my
teacher quipped, “It’s because she’s Asian.”

MLIAsian

[Thanks, Christina!]

Jaded by all these Underestimated Ages

admin — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 19:50:20 +0000

While taking pictures for a clubbing event, a tall security guard pulled me off
stage and asked me “aren’t you a little too young to be in here? what are
you? 15?” and I simply replied. “No. I’m Asian.”

MLIAsian

[Thanks, Li!]