My Life is Asian™

Bye bye, Dairy…

admin — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:14:21 +0000

I’ll spare the details, but I think I’m becoming lactose intolerant.

MLIAsian

Dad!! That Defeats the Purpose for Speaking Another Language!

admin — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:20:08 +0000

Today, my dad asked me, “Do you need to go pee pee or poo poo?”; but
in Vietnamese. Now this wouldn’t be so bad if he didn’t say the entire sentence
in Vietnamese, except “pee pee or poo poo”;. It’s even worse because
he’s always getting on my nuts for not speaking Vietnamese to me him. What’s
even worse than that is that I’m 14 and he said this loudly in the middle of
Walmart.

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Chris!]

What? Then You Must Be Related, at Least!

admin — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:12:13 +0000

Today, I was mistaken for my friend, who is also Asian. We look nothing alike.

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Natsuko!]

They Almost Had a PokeBattle Over Who Had the Most PokeBalls

admin — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 21:50:10 +0000

Today, my friend observed that our classmate looked like a Cintiquil because his
hair is similar to the fire on a Cintiquil’s back. I contradicted by saying
that his face looked more like that of a Magmar. We proceeded to argue for a
good ten minutes over which Pokemon our classmate looked like. What’s worse,
this is not the first time we have had heated debates over Pokemon.
MLIAsian

[Thanks, Sharlina!]

Routine Roll Call

admin — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:22:33 +0000

Today, when a substitute took roll and got to my name, I interrupted him before
he could even try to say it to avoid the awkward moment.

[Thanks, Li-xue]

Technically, It’s Not Stealing…

admin — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:10:18 +0000

Today, I stole free seaweed samples.

[Thanks, Viola!]

Pairs Perfectly with Frozen Sashimi

admin — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:06:47 +0000

Today, I had a dream about soy sauce flavored popsicles….

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Jasmine! Hmm, It could catch on...]

Making Parents Proud

admin — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 16:03:43 +0000

I go to Rutgers University.I live on Busch campus. I’m in the pharmacy school.

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Jesse]

Now the Company has Dishonored his First Name

admin — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 18:00:30 +0000

Today, I found out I was named after my dads car…

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Toyota!]

Too Much Studying Leads to Too Much Information

admin — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 16:55:57 +0000

Today I studied chem for seven hours. I took the test and got 100. I got
sexually excited by my success.

MLIAsian

[Thanks, Jesse...for the mental image...]