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Dad Says to Own the Curve

Today, I got a 78 out of 70 on my math test. It was originally out of 70, but
my teacher curved the grade. I was so excited to tell my parents that I had
gotten more than 100 percent!! But when I got home and relayed the information
to my dad, he said in Chinese, “That’s it? Why couldn’t you get an 80 out
of 70??” He was serious.

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Parental Fear

Today, I got a 70 Math average.(I’m asian) My parents gave me a lecture about
how they think I’ll fail at life and work as a coolie for the rest of my life.
It’s only the first month of the semester and I’m in Grade 9.

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Not Too Shabby

Today, I got my report card back. I told my dad I got an A+ in French (which I
did). He said, “yeah, that’s pretty good.”

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He Really Meant a “Better Grade”

Today I was doing my homework and went onto my iTunes to change the song. My dad
came in, seeing an iTunes window open, and proceeded to lecture me about how I
should focus on my homework and how they moved to America so I could have a
“better life.”

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Now the Company has Dishonored his First Name

Today, I found out I was named after my dads car…

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