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Today, my dad asked me, “Do you need to go pee pee or poo poo?”; but
in Vietnamese. Now this wouldn’t be so bad if he didn’t say the entire sentence
in Vietnamese, except “pee pee or poo poo”;. It’s even worse because
he’s always getting on my nuts for not speaking Vietnamese to me him. What’s
even worse than that is that I’m 14 and he said this loudly in the middle of
Walmart.

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Chris!]

Today, I found out I was named after my dads car…

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Toyota!]

Me and my dad were biking one day and a dog started chasing us. My dad yelled to
the dog, “Go away, or I’ll eat you!”

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Shaina]

My dad stole toilet paper from a hotel in China and brought it home for us to
use. The toilet paper itself is very rough and nonporous, and it isn’t divided
into little squares so you can’t tear it; in a nutshell it is the worst made
toilet paper I’ve ever come across. but, we still use it because it was free.
On so many levels –

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Joel!]

Today, after I had just finished working out, I asked my dad if I looked any more fit than before. He told me my abs looked like tofu squares. MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Dan!]

Today I asked my dad to buy wood for a science project I am working on. He said ok and left. He comes back 4hours later with nothing and he says they don’t sell wood at Ralphs.

MLIAsian

[Thanks, Nit!]

Today I came home with a 89% in math class. My dad looked at it, yelled at me about how I was dishonoring him and our famiry … I had the highest average in my class and had missed a month of school due to mono.

MLIAsian

[Thanks, Daniel! We hope you survived the wrath of Asian father in one piece.]

 

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