Not Tired

I was going to my white friends house one day and i walk in and his mom says
“hey jerry are you tired or something?”

MLIAsian

[Thanks, Jerry!]

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June 1, 2010 | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Breaking News

Today, I got an A on my math test. Big surprise [I hope you see the sarcasm in my eyes (I hope you see my eyes)].

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Oceane!]

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April 30, 2010 | Tags: , , , , , | 1 Comment »

Unfortunately, Chances of Getting Voted ‘Most Beautiful Eyes’ Again Are Slim

Today, I was sent back to retake my school picture because, apparently, I had
blinked during my picture. I hadn’t.

MLIAsian

[Thanks for another one, Indiga!]

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February 24, 2010 | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

She Proceeded to Joke About Dental Floss

Today in science I was really bored so I put my head on my arm. A few minutes later my teacher snaps at me saying, “Tony, open your eyes and wake up!” …my eyes were open. …this has happened before.

MLIAsian

[Thanks, Tony!]

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February 12, 2010 | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

She Must be Friends with Miley

This one comes from Rebecca C. Thanks!

Today I explained to my friends that I cannot wink because of my chinky eyes and it just looks awkward. They all fell on the floor laughing. MLIA.

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November 7, 2009 | Tags: , , , | 2 Comments »
 
 

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