Today, I was at a dental office. There were free coupon on a table. While I was
waiting, an Asian mother walked by and took about half of the coupons on the
table.

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Today, they were handing out free samples of a smoothie.
Me and my friend walked by three times,
We each took five cups.
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I volunteered at an Asian banquet to get in for free. Before any of the guests
arrived, I went into the banquet hall and saw that they had bamboo as the
centerpiece. I freaked out because most of them had 4. Since it is bad feng
shui, I made sure every centerpiece had either 3 or 5 bamboo.
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Today, I decided to buy 5 t-shirts with the same design on them, but in
different colors. My reason why: If I buy 5 shirts, I get a free bag.

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This past weekend, I was at the Hyatt Hotel with my father for an
aspiring-engineers-type presentation.  Today at the dinner table, I see a stack
of napkins labeled “Hyatt.”

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Today, I stole free seaweed samples.

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My dad stole toilet paper from a hotel in China and brought it home for us to
use. The toilet paper itself is very rough and nonporous, and it isn’t divided
into little squares so you can’t tear it; in a nutshell it is the worst made
toilet paper I’ve ever come across. but, we still use it because it was free.
On so many levels –

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My mom wanted me to help her grab a billion napkins. I got caught…so freaking awkward :(.

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