My Life is Asian™ » math

Always Prepared

admin — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 19:16:49 +0000

Today as I sat down in math class, I reached into my backpack to get my pencil,
I pulled out a pair of disposable chopsticks.

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Feng!]

Smart Kid

admin — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 16:17:46 +0000

I was in the mall and saw a little asian boy sitting happily at a bench,
drinking some Milk from McDonalds, and working in a book. As i walked past, i
noticed math. It was more advanced then my math.
MLIA

[Thanks, Charlotte!]

Down the Slippery Slope

admin — Mon, 31 May 2010 16:45:19 +0000

Today, my younger sister had trouble with her math homework because she heard
her tutor say that slope equals to rice over rum.

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Stephanie!]

Nightmarish Grade

admin — Wed, 12 May 2010 20:55:19 +0000

Last night, I had a nightmare. I had a 50% average in Math.

My life is Asian.

[Thanks, Mai!]

Dad Says to Own the Curve

admin — Tue, 11 May 2010 16:32:50 +0000

Today, I got a 78 out of 70 on my math test. It was originally out of 70, but
my teacher curved the grade. I was so excited to tell my parents that I had
gotten more than 100 percent!! But when I got home and relayed the information
to my dad, he said in Chinese, “That’s it? Why couldn’t you get an 80 out
of 70??” He was serious.

MLIAsian

[Thanks, Eunice!]

Low Maintenance Students

admin — Wed, 05 May 2010 02:00:18 +0000

My math teacher puts all of the Asian people in the back of the class and never
checks our homework.

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Henry!]

Parental Fear

admin — Tue, 04 May 2010 15:42:44 +0000

Today, I got a 70 Math average.(I’m asian) My parents gave me a lecture about
how they think I’ll fail at life and work as a coolie for the rest of my life.
It’s only the first month of the semester and I’m in Grade 9.

MLiAsian.

[Thanks, Pwln!]

MLIAsian Dedication. Work those Loopholes!

admin — Sat, 01 May 2010 01:54:15 +0000

I am writing this from my little brother’s iTouch because my mom banned me from
the computer until I’ve studied at least three hours for my math ‘quiz’, which
is only worth a daily grade.

MLIAsian

[Thanks, Indiga!]

Breaking News

admin — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 23:30:08 +0000

Today, I got an A on my math test. Big surprise [I hope you see the sarcasm in my eyes (I hope you see my eyes)].

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Oceane!]

Average is Dishonorable

admin — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:00:15 +0000

Today I came home with a 89% in math class. My dad looked at it, yelled at me about how I was dishonoring him and our famiry … I had the highest average in my class and had missed a month of school due to mono.

MLIAsian

[Thanks, Daniel! We hope you survived the wrath of Asian father in one piece.]