My Life is Asian™

even though i am white, i still feel like MLIAsian:
my dad is obsessive about my grades, i’m in all advanced classes,
i’m such a horrible driver that it took me 6 tries to get my license,
i’m resentful of my parents because they never let me have piano or
violin lessons, i’m sad i’m going to a state school and not
ivy league like my asian friends because there’ll be so many white
people there and not enough asians, my eyes are squinty in all of my pictures
because the flash makes me blink, and i do whatever my parents tell me to
without a fuss.

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Brianna!]