Today, I was over at my best friend’s house (she’s white).
When my mom came to pick me up (at 5pm, because apparently I needed to study for
when school starts). I was playing a video game, so my friend looked at my phone
when it vibrated.

I had a text from mom, saying, “I’m at outside.”

MLiEngrish; MLiAsian

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Today, I asked my mom to make eggplant parm for dinner next week… she gave me
a weird look and said we’re having rice. MLIAsian.

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Today, my mom and I got Taco Bell for dinner and she ordered some nachos
bellgrande. We get home and start eating and I look up to see my mom eating her
nachos with chopsticks. MLIAsian.

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Today, my mom asked me if we will be dancing the jitterbug or swing at prom. I
laughed and told her we will just be dancing, and she concluded that we will be
dancing “Wok & Woll”.
MLIAsian

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Today, while my mom was trying to teach my little sister how to read from one of
those picture+label books, my mom asked me what a “jack” was, as in
the game of “balls and jacks”. After explaining the game, she told me
she used to play a game like that back in Vietnam, with only one difference; no
jacks. She used chopsticks.

M[mom's]LIAsian

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I was going to my white friends house one day and i walk in and his mom says
“hey jerry are you tired or something?”

MLIAsian

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Today, I asked my mom to help me pick four adjectives that describe me for my
counselor recommendation form. She said, “Well I definitely wouldn’t say
driven.” I get straight A’s and got close to a perfect score on my SAT’s
without tutors or anything like that.
MLIAsian.

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I know when dinner is. My mom doesn’t need to yell.
When I hear the steam from the rice cooker, I get up and walk downstairs.
MLIAsian

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last week my mom and i went to go eat dim sum. they were out of ba lo bow, my
mom’s favorite. she had asked to speak to the manager and when he came to our
table, my mom flirted with him in cantonese…10 mins later, my mom got two
fresh orders of ba lo bow. it was disturbing, awkward, and very impressive.

MLIAsian

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A while ago I was at a birthday party and my Korean friend was there. My other
friend’s mom (the one having the party) turned to my friend and said “Okay!
Just close your eyes and you can start the game!” To which my Korean friend
replied, “My eyes are closed…”

MLIAsain

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