Reused Ramen

My mom yelled at me for throwing the instant noodle bag. We reuse them.

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Parental Fear

Today, I got a 70 Math average.(I’m asian) My parents gave me a lecture about
how they think I’ll fail at life and work as a coolie for the rest of my life.
It’s only the first month of the semester and I’m in Grade 9.

MLiAsian.

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MLIAsian Dedication. Work those Loopholes!

I am writing this from my little brother’s iTouch because my mom banned me from
the computer until I’ve studied at least three hours for my math ‘quiz’, which
is only worth a daily grade.

MLIAsian

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Anything but the DS!

When I got my grades back from my progress report in school, my mother saw that
I had one C. She told me I was grounded, but she still gave me permission to go
out and watch TV, etc. She did, however, take away my DS. I felt as if someone
took a part of my soul away.

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Michelle!]

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Sort of Like the Film, Art, and Music Clubs, Minus the Debate Team

I asked my mom, who is from China, if she had been in any clubs when she was in
school. She responded: “I was in Propaganda Club. Does that count?”
MLIAsian.

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It’s Not You, It’s Not Me, It’s My Mom’s Food…

Everyday my mom cooks food. Yeah, some are good. but it still smells. and
mostly, some are bad…and still smells. So thats why i dont like to have
friends come over alot. because my house always smells like asian food.

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Similar Colors?

Today, my mom confused McDonalds with Jollybee.

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Mai!]

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Scrambled Eggs, Anyone?

One of my birds lay eggs yesterday. The eggs turned out to be infertile, though.
At this, my mom promptly asked, “Can we eat them?”

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Xiao!]

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URGENT TXT FROM MOM!

Today I got a text from my mom saying, “Did you get my email about the
scholarship? It’s worth $500 which is 20 shifts at your work”

MLIAsian

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Made in China, It’s the Real Stuff

Today, my mom spent about 3 hours in Wal-Mart while I was in the car waiting.
She walked out empty handed with a big smile on her face. I asked her why it
took her so long and why is she so happy. She said: “I’m happy because more
and more stuff is having -Made in China- on it!”

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