Jay-Z Bleeds Blue, She Bleeds Soy Sauce, Logic Follows

When I tripped and started to bleed my friend made a big fuss. Then another good
friend yelled out “She’s asian so she’s bleeding soy-sauce!”

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, Kai!]

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Cafeteria Stir Fry

I go to a [mostly] white school and at the cafeteria they serve Asian stir fry.
I went in line and get it and when I go to the place where they serve the sauce
I ask for soy sauce and they drowned my rice with it. It tasted horrible and the
person in front of me got less sauce than me and they didn’t ask for less sauce.
You know why? It’s because I’m Asian, and I think they were trying to impress me
too. -__-

MLIAsian.

[Thanks, RT!]

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Breakfast of (Ping Pong) Champions

I put soy sauce on my eggs sometimes. It’s delicious.

MLIAsian.

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